You have to leave the confines of the city to understand the comfort of the country. It’s not what you think it is, and that’s the way we like it.

You see, being out here doesn’t mean you’re deprived. It means you’re embracing simpler.

We don’t have everything, but we have what we need, and we like what we’ve got.We don’t need to be spoiled for choice, as long as we have one that’s good. And we do.

It’s great, actually. It’s reliable. It’s consistent. It’s exactly what we like.

And if you don’t understand, well, that’s fine.

You would if you were here...and ‘round here it’s New Orleans Pizza.